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Cactus Encounter - A Pre-Gig Worry Worthy of Spinal Tap

Saturday, August 29th, 2009

So I’m a little concerned. My left arm had a close encounter with a cholla cactus this morning (gory details at Wanderingjustin.com).

Now, these nasty plants have toxin-tipped thorns. I can feel some soreness and stiffness settling into my forearm and forefinger.

That is not good the day of a gig. I spent the last 30 minutes or so doing warm-ups and playing along with a few tunes. I got through that okay.

But it’s one thing to play through a solid-state pre-amp through a pair of computer speakers. Since my gigging rig isn’t here, it’s hard to say how my hand is gonna hold up while playing through a tube amp and 212 speaker cabinet. It’s a whole different ballgame - the tube amp is far more touch-sensitive, and it demands respect. Especially this one. Sloppy technique and weak hands will receive this amp’s scorn and punishment.

On the plus side, there’s barely any trace of the bloody mess the cholla spines left on my arm. I healed vampire-fast. It’s almost scary.

If you’re up to checking out how I survive the gig, here’s where it is:

Smokey’s Bar
1734 E. Main Street, Mesa
FREE - NO COVER AT ALL!

Deconstructing Two Rock Icons: The Les Paul and Marshall Amp

Monday, August 24th, 2009

NOTE: I had this post written about two days before Les Paul’s passing. Now it gets to see the light of day.

If you believe the marketing blather and the hero-worshiping masses of guitarists who pick gear with their eyes instead of their ears, a Gibson Les Paul plugged into a Marshall amp is the sound of rock.

How did it get this way? I can’t say I’m certain. But I’m pretty sure that a lot of kids saw Jimmy Page wailing away on his Les Paul through a wall of Marshall amps, and they thought Jimmy was the coolest person on the planet. They wanted to be like him, including some little kid who grew up to be Slash. There are currently plenty of kids who saw Slash, and the cycle began again.

All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again, as they say in Battlestar Galactica.

Let’s talk about Jimmy. He’s hardly my favorite player, but he was highly advanced when it came to equalization and multitrack recording. As for why he used a Les Paul/Marshall setup, I have a theory: He understood that, alone, a Les Paul is a thick slab of mahogany that has a very dark character, bordering on muddy. The Marshall amp was, and continues to be, bright and midrangey, sometimes bordering on shrill. Pair them together, and they’ll mitigate each other’s weaknesses. I’d bet this is the very root of his decision to use this gear - and he probably liked the playability of the Les Paul, and needed the right amp to bring out its tonal potential (I vehemently disagree on the Les Paul’s playability, but Jimmy existed before the days of Grover Jackson and his hordes of imitators).

Now I’m bringing this to you and me, the modern guitarists. We have so much more to choose from that Jimmy did. Gibson has pretty much quit making workaday musician’s gear and now worries more about collector value and appearanceĀ than quality and innovation. Their prices are exorbitant, their quality control unimpressive. Marshall is a hair overpriced, but still has some great industry standard stuff like the DSL 50 head, and excellent speaker cabinets. Quality control, however, is a bit spotty.

But if you’re willing to experiment and use your ears, you can find gear that will do what the Les Paul/Marshall combination will do - better, cheaper, more reliably. Just don’t put too much stock into what your heroes play, played or claim to play.

Les Paul - What He Meant

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

So my wife asked me about Les Paul today. Specifically, what I thought of him.

I explained that I’m not a big fan of the Les Paul guitars, but that’s a subject for another day.

Still, I liked him. He was a true gentleman and he loved music. He created an iconic instrument. He played all the time. Les did what he did because he loved it, not because he was a corporate suit.

I’d say the world was lucky to hold onto him for 94 years. That’s what I think of Les Paul.

Sample the Sound - Conservatory of Recording Arts

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

Remember that recording session back at the Conservatory of Recording Arts & Sciences a few months ago? Here’s another unmastered sample from that session. That was such a good time. It’s a beautiful campus, and the more motivated of the student/engineers are truly top-flight … and getting their money’s worth, clearly.

Karaoke Kills Live Music Dead

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Let’s say you decide to open a club. On some nights, you have karaoke. On others, you have live music.

On karaoke nights, you pay some guy to schlep his gear down. In turn, people sit around all night waiting for their turn and drinking your grossly marked up alcoholic beverages. They throw some tips his way. At the end of the night, you pay Mr. or Mz. Karaoke a cut.

Other nights, you have live music. Some bands show up on time and are polite and competent. Others? Not so much. Those that play like crap drive out the people they didn’t bring. Or they leave when “their” band’s set is over.

So the club owner says “Hey, why not just have karaoke all the time?” Then, there are no heads to count, no bands to pay. Thus, the live music night disappears.

This seems to be what’s happening in the town of Payson, about 70 miles from Phoenix. I wanted to book some gigs in small towns that are a pretty quick drive. Rural towns, for some reason, absolutely love Hung Dynasty’s style of rock. If we throw in a country tune played our style, they go bananas. So I thought it would be a good fit.

In that frame of mind, I shot an e-mail to a radio station manager up that way. It turns out that karaoke is the sharpened, garlic-infused stake that is being pounded into live music’s heart up there.

This saddens me, and not just because it essentially seals Payson off to our ministrations - but it also deflates every young wanna-be in that town who sees that one guitar and wants to rock until s/he drop and is never gonna stop. How dismal it is that a kid can’t even rock, form a band and find a venue. For older dudes like Hung Dynasty, there’s always another venue somewhere else. We have good jobs that can support our habit.

But for my young brothers and sisters who want to get started? I am truly disappointed for them.

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