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5 Albums That Changed the Way I Rock

Monday, October 26th, 2009
Cover art is metal to the max - and so are the tunes.

Cover art is metal to the max - and so are the tunes.

Let me take you back to when I was 14 years old. This is gonna surprise you, but I didn’t really listen to much music. None of it got me excited. I often listened to Top 40 radio while playing computer games, but that was more like background noise.

My hesher of a neighbor at that time took it upon himself to set me on the right track (at least musically). He started me off slowly, ramping up the intensity as I began to immerse myself into his metal culture. Though he led the way, I also began discovering my own stuff. Here are 5 albums that changed the way I rock, in no particular order. Those supplied by The Hesher Neighbor are starred.

Savage Amusement* (Scorpions) - The Hesher and I might be the only people on the planet who actually like this album. Word is the Scorps themselves don’t even like it because of its meticulous over-production. But this was my first exposure, and I loved Klaus’s voice and the HUGE guitar tone. Even today, this album also has a dark, menacing gleam absent in any other Scorpions album.

Keeper of the Seven Keys Part II* (Helloween) – Okay, so riddle me this: Why did Master of Puppets get so much more attention than Keeper Part II? After all, this album is more intense, the playing more mind-boggling, the themes just as apocalyptic (yet often humorous). My theory? Helloween drew heavily from classicial music with wild harmony parts and a singer with crazy vocal range. Metallica drew from more accessible punk. I also think Helloween’s often-absurd lyrics -and farm animal noises- made it hard for them to take as seriously, even after they’d clean house with a blazing dual harmony guitar solo. I will also say that every Helloween riff had a point, where Metallica often got bogged down in riffs for riffs’ sake, just to through something in there. Kind of like The Dave Mustaine Project (aka Megadeth).

Live After Death (Iron Maiden) – My first exposure to Iron Maiden came from a mix tape a dude named Neil made for me. One listen, and I scuttled to the record store for a live album. It was like giving a espresso to an infant, an instant shot of “WTF that rules!” that delighted me. Everybody in the band sounds like they have a piece of Stonehenge its very self tucked away in their stretchy pants. “Aces High” remains an all-time favorite, as do many of the other classics on this stupendously awesome live album. I even love that spot in “Rime of the Ancient Mariner” where Bruce Dickinson sounds more like Al Bundy than himself (“Then, the spell starts t’break!”).

Beast from the East (Dokken) – As a high school junior, a girl named Tracy sat behind me in English class. She decreed that I needed to listen to Dokken, so she dubbed a copy of her live Beast album. And let me tell you, this thing rocked me silly. George Lynch’s guitar tone was monumental, and Don Dokken had a gritty vibe that sounded heavy as hell. I was almost crushed when I got a hold of a studio album – oy vey, so overproduced, shiny and barren. But this … this was awesome stuff. The same songs, but stripped to their essentials and delivered with feeling.

Queensryche's Michael Wilton - He rules, and plays the most awesome ESP on the planet. Photo from Hotsource.com.au.

Queensryche's Michael Wilton - He rules, and plays the most awesome ESP on the planet. Photo from Hotsource.com.au.

Operation Mindcrime* (Queensryche) – Gadzooks! To this day, no album impacts my mood as much as Mindcrime. I’ve removed it from my car, because it makes me want to crash my Subaru into a Hummer, steal a steamroller and go on an anti-authority rampage. The guitar tone is studiously and purposefully annoying (as admitted by the members), but so evocative. The songs interlink quite well. The arrangements are dense. They employ both guitarists to good effect, rather than just having them double each other. I love the way the play different voicings of the same chord, a technique I try to apply in Hung Dynasty songs. I know this list isn’t supposed to have any order, but this might be the #1.

3 Reasons I Can’t Get Excited About U2

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

U2 just made a visit to my humble hometown. The only venue big enough for them was University of Phoenix Stadium (how funny is it that a university with no sports program has naming rights to an NFL stadium?).

This had many locals aflutter. Fortunately, one of my buddies posted on Facebook that he’s one of the few dudes in U2′s demographic age range that just didn’t care. He doesn’t grok U2′s near messianic status at all.

Right on, my friend.

So why doesn’t this Minor League Rocker like U2?

It starts with the frontman.

Bono’s studied smugness drives me nuts. He seems so certain he’s got it dialed in, and you should do what he says. Because he’s rich and has an accent. I’ll pass, thanks. I love that he’s always on about saving the planet, yet he and his bandmates fly around in an Airbus A320. A fairly efficient plane, yes. But is it not overkill? And let’s not forget the pollution-spewing 727 that used to ferry the band around.

Unfortunately, Bono passes that smugness to many of his disciples. The attitude reminds me of many wanna-be artsy Mac worshipers infesting coffeehouses. Bono and U2 have really created a brand more than they’ve created music. And it’s a brand I don’t buy.

Even worse, though, is The Edge.

Here’s what I dislike about The Edge: He builds his songs around effects. If all of his delay pedals blew up before a show and couldn’t be replaced, you wouldn’t recognize much of his music. He relies on effects, sculpting not only his tone but the stressed members of his songs with them.

I have nothing against effects, per se. But I think they should add to the music, not be the music. Contrast The Edge with David Gilmour of Pink Floyd. The guy’s rig looks as a complex as a 747′s cockpit. But again, let’s say all his effects blew up. You would still recognize the solo from “Comfortably Numb”. You’d still get every riff in “Learning to Fly”. Gilmour is simply a tone chaser – he’s not using his rig to compensate for his shortcomings as a guitarist.

For Me, They Just Don’t Rock

The U2 catalog, by and large, bores me silly. It seems to lack genuine energy, enthusiasm and joy. The biggest exception is “Bullet The Blue Sky.” Admittedly, though, I think that might be because I rarely ever heard the tune – and then I saw Queensryche cover it live. And that cover was absolutely monumental. I gave the original another listen, and heard an edgey, caged growl in it. It still fell short of the ‘Ryche’s cover, but I recognized it as a good song.

Oddly enough, most of the U2 fans I know don’t rate Bullet that high.

Still Love ‘Em? Then Listen Away

Now I can bet that any U2 fan reading this is turning purple. I have yet to meet a die-hard U2 fan that can handle any criticism of U2 whatsoever.  One fan replied to my friend’s comment by saying “listen harder”. Because obviously, if you don’t worship U2, you just must not be listening closely enough or you’re simply not smart enough to “get it”, whatever “it” is.

But look, I’m not telling you not to like U2. You may have legitimate reasons for loving U2. You may just be another docile follower. Whichever you are, listen if it makes you happy. I have equally legitimate reasons for not liking them, and you’ll just have to get over it that someone out there has no desire to book a ticket on your U2.

What does “Indie Music” really mean, anyway?

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

I used to understand what “Indie Music” was supposed to mean: artists that weren’t signed. But I’ve noticed that meaning has changed. Now, indie bands are actually signed to labels. “Indie” has become a sonic and visual signature rather than an indication of the band’s career status.

Why am I thinking about this? Well, it’s because all these “Indie Music” sites are friending Hung Dynasty on MySpace. Obviously, they didn’t bother to listen to the songs or look at the photos.

See, we have guitar solos. Our drummer uses a double-bass pedal (and actually hits his drums hard). None of us wear skinny jeans, guyliner or a silly haircut (aside from my just having plain ol’ long hair). So really, there’s nothing anything “Indie” about us. Except for being unsigned, which is really what “Indie” should be rather than a code word for overly sensitive, lo-fi, jangly, cutesy three-chord semi-rock.

Beginner Guitar Lesson #3

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Alright, it’s time to continue Art’s guitar lessons. Here’s the third installment. Remember, they’re not just for Art. Anybody out there taking up the guitar can probably find something helpful and fun here. Enjoy!

Old Live Scorpions Show a Blast from the Past

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

When I was in high school, I bought a live Scorpions tape called Tokyo Tapes. It was all the earlier stuff from the Uli John Roth era. I don’t remember digging it very much, though my friend Jodi (the second-ranked Scorps fan in the school) and I really liked the part where thousands of Japanese people yelled for an encore by chanting “Scawpions! Scawpions!” over and over.

I just picked it up on disc out of curiosity, and I like it a lot better. I’m bummed “Is There Anybody There?” wasn’t on the set list, and Klaus’ pronunciation was way funnier back in those days. But man, Uli can play his ass off. It’s clear that Yngwie Malmsteen was watching that cat carefully back in the day. He had modern tone and very modern technique, even in 1978.

The songs are still a bit weird and spacey overall. But the boys lock into some monster grooves, and Klaus will always possess one of the most distinct and awesome voices in rock history. And just look at that longevity! They can still pack a stadium, and they bring the rock (even with a substantially changed lineup).

Help Rock Art Brewery Turn the Tables on Corporate Stormtroopers

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

Lovely. Hansen, the beverage giant, is trying to put the legal squeeze on Rock Art Brewery. The multi-million dollar behemoth wants Rock Art to cease production, marketing, yadda yadda in support of its Vermonster beer. And it wants RockArt to pay its attorneys fees!

The AP reports that Matt Nadeau, the brewer, has been advised by attorneys that he is on solid legal ground. But proving that could be lengthy and expensive. In essence, Monster/Hansen could win because of its deep pockets rather than the letter of the law. That’s unacceptable. You can read more here.

In the meantime, Matt, here’s a theme song for you compliments of Hung Dynasty. Feel free to use it, and Stick it to the Man!

What can the rest of you do? Get on Twitter, and let Monster know what you think. Follow Rock Art while you’re there.

Boston – A Real Music Town

Saturday, October 10th, 2009

Having recently spent three days near Fenway Park, I’ve discovered that Boston seems to be a real music town. The Berklee College of Music obviously provides a wealth of well-trained musicians out there, and its roster of grads speaks for itself. That makes for a thriving local music scene.

According to my buddy Kit Holliday, a local singer, the venues by-and-large treat the local acts well. There also seems to be a genuine appreciation for music there. If you live in or visit Boston, you should be so lucky as to hear Kit sing live. I’ve only heard recordings, but I would’ve loved to see her live. Maybe next time!

And unlike Phoenix, there is a thriving music retail scene. It ain’t just Guitar Center.

Last note for now: The Guitar Lessons for Art series will soon resume!

Leather, Turkish Prisons, Hung Dynasty Thongs

Saturday, October 3rd, 2009

So before last night’s gig, Todd says -from out of nowhere-

“Hey, have you ever worked with leather?”

That took me a little by surprise.

“What are you going to ask me next?” I replied. “If I’ve ever been in a Turkish prison?”

Aside from that, it was a pretty good gig. Donna Jean’s and its crowd was at its best. We showed them the rock ‘n’ roll love, and they showed it right back. And the staff of Donna Jean’s thinks we should make Hung Dynasty thongs and g-strings. How ’bout them apples?

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