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Female-fronted Metal Bands #3 - The Gathering

Monday, November 23rd, 2009
Anneke van Gierspergen, former singer of The Gathering.

Anneke van Giersbergen, former singer of The Gathering. (I have no idea who took this photo. If YOU did, let me know!)

It never ceases to amaze me how much cool stuff never manages to wash ashore in America. I’ve lamented the shaft female-fronted metal has gotten in previous posts. Today’s entry is particularly galling.

Check out the video below by the outstanding Dutch band, The Gathering. Mind you, this was done in 1997! In America, hard music had the joy hoovered right out of it. The heavy music landscape was so dour here in America. Everything was depression and gloom. Yet listen to this sludgy, distorted goodness - and check out singer Anneke van Giersbergen. She is absolutely loving every minute of this. There’s a genuine joy in her, and you can tell how happy she is to see a pasture full of bouncing idiots sharing the rock love with her.

Now I can barely even classify The Gathering as metal. They’re often far too mellow, despite having a heavy guitar sound. The drummer is very un-metal, in my opinion. But still, it’s excellent listening music. It hits a part of my brain that makes me smile, even the slower and more gloomy tunes. The album Nighttime Birds, in particular, mellows me out.

Anneke has a terrific voice and a very engaging stage presence. She left The Gathering a few years ago to pursue a different musical direction, but the band soldiers on with an outstanding new singer. Enough of my blather! Check out the video.

A Chuckle from the 80s Band Survivor

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

So when I was a kid, the Rocky movies started coming out. And I have to admit, they made me love the band Survivor. Yes, I am unashamed to tell you that I loved “Eye of the Tiger.” In a way, Survivor was proto-power metal, before the genre even existed. You know, that whole pure-of-heart underdog reaching for the top vibe, minus the Nordic references.

This Starbucks commercial is another reason for me to love the Survivor dudes. Talk about a sense of humor!

I must say, it would be a blast to have Hammerfall following me around belting out a personalized inspirational anthem.

5 Reasons to Visit Smokey’s in Mesa

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Here in the big, bad Phoenix metro area, a lot of people are a-flutter about Modified Arts getting out of the live music game to focus on art. From the way people are acting, out-of-town folks might get the impression that Modified was some sort of influential, state-of-the-art epicenter of rockin’ awesomeness.

Sorry, folks, but I’m here to burst your bubble. It was nearly exclusively indie hipster music. It has it’s place, but it’s not my bag.

While Modified is basking in all this attention, there are plenty of great venues in this area where bands can really rock. But they consistently and constantly get overlooked. The one I’m thinking about right now is Smokey’s Bar & Grill in Mesa.

Now this isn’t the sort of place from which the second coming of The Strokes or The White Stripes will emerge. This is a place where people who love rockin’ it up will feel at home. If you love AC/DC, if you lost your virginity to Motley Crue (any way you care to interpret that), if you listen to Pantera while working on your Hog - then this is your place.  If you’re not hearing covers from bands like these, you’re hearing originals written by bands who love this sort of stuff … just like you do.

Here are 5 reasons you should visit Smokey’s Bar & Grill:

1. It’s all genuine - Nobody’s there to impress each other … unless they’re doing it on the pool table. It’s the antidote to all the funny-haircutted, Botoxed and pretentious places littering the Valley.

2. It’s friendly - Every time I’m here, at least one complete stranger strikes up a conversation with me. The staff is also as accommodating as can be.

3. There’s no cover - You know those guys at Yucca Tap Room? It’s the same there. They get good bands, and people come for the good bands.

4. One of the best promoters in town books the bands - Bill from Dirty Goat Productions handles the bands, and he picks bands he can count on to deliver good music.

5. You’re more likely to see Harleys in the parking lot than Scions or Cubes - And those Harleys will often be ridden by the very dudes who modified them.

In the quest to turn music into something grandiose and political, places like Smokey’s get overlooked. Let’s not forget: Music is supposed to be fun! The next time you have the urge to see some live bands that love what they do and exist to rock your world, go check Smokey’s out. Hung Dynasty has made a few visits there, and we hope to do even more in the future. We just had a great show there Saturday - all our originals, plus classic metal/rock tunes like “Breakin’ the Law,” “Seek and Destroy,” “TNT” and even “Comfortably Numb” to slow things down a notch. Next time, we’d love to see even more rock fans out there to help us bring the noise as much as possible.

One more thing: As a musician, I love playing here. It might not be the greatest sound system or best-lit stage. But there’s a a great vibe to the place, and the crew of regulars appreciates hard-hitting rock music. And that makes it fun for me to be there.

Saturday night, see the shape of things to come.

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

Phoenix - A Guitar Shop Wasteland

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Phoenix is the country fifth most-populous city. You’d never know it, though, from its absolutely putrid selection of music stores (the kind that sell instruments, not CDs). The last time I bought an amp, I had to go to Tucson - 120 miles away!- to get it. The last time I bought a guitar? I called Carvin, because I couldn’t find jack here that could compete, dollar for dollar.

This is one of those posts that will call people out and name names. If you’re on the list and take issue with what I say, then pick up your game and prove me wrong.

Guitar Center
Obviously, a musical evil empire designed to suck as much dough out of the pockets of suburban parents as possible. You can pick up cut-rate gear from Line6 and B-52 or an overpriced Mesa Triple Rectifier, but I defy you to find a good all-tube 35-watt head (that isn’t a freakin’ Fender) and a decent cabinet here. You may even find a lovely Soldano SLO100 here - but you’ll never crank it into its volume sweet spot in the local venues. Bah!

Bizarre Guitar
This is a “pro shop” for bankers and lawyers who want to rock. It’s all the icons: Gibson, Marshall and Fender. They have a fine, beautiful collection of Charvel and Jackson guitars here. And with the economy the way it is, you could probably get it for a song (get it? hah!). However, this snooty place doesn’t make me want to through my clams down. You can buy a collector’s Marshall JCM-800 stack in purple Tolex here, but again - not so much on working stiff tools.

Musicians Electronic Exchange
Wow, this place is full of musical Millenium Falcons. There wasn’t a single decent amplifier in the place, and not a single guitar I could pluck off the wall and trust at a gig. Some items had potential - a rough-looking JCM-800 head could probably get new life with a cap job and some other TLC. But otherwise? Blah!

The Music Store
A nice little place with a few decent items - some nice Mesa amps were the highlight. But still mostly Dual and Triple Rectifiers. Is there some sort of ban on the Solo 50? Jeez! On the plus side, they have a very friendly staff.

There are a few places I haven’t visited in awhile, and I can’t imagine they’ve gotten much better. I certainly haven’t heard anything to that effect from my grapevine.

It would just be wonderful to walk into a music store where I could see stuff from THD, Engl, Soldano, Dr. Z, Phat Tone and the like. Heck, even some of the upper-end Ibanez S Series guitars (which are absolutely wonderful instruments - I came very close to buying one instead of my Carvin) would be great. But no - all anyone has en masse here are the boring RG Series.

This is giving me a strong urge to take a weekend flyer to Hollywood. The array of music stores is astounding. For a guitarist, there’s nothing like haunting the shops there and seeing all the awesome stuff!

On the plus side, we have a first-rate repair center in Guitar Electronics. They absolutely rule. The turnaround times can be long, but their work is worth it. Outstanding, consistent, reasonably priced. They’re better working on Floyd Rose-equipped guitars that anyone else around. Bronson Guitar Works is also pretty good. We could use a few more like these two.

4 Albums That Got Me Pumped About Metal - Again!

Friday, November 6th, 2009
Joacim and Oskar from Hammerfall, a proper metal band. Photo by Ice Maiden

Joacim and Oskar from Hammerfall, a proper metal band. Photo by Ice Maiden

In a recent post, I gave you the 5 albums that changed the way I rock. As we all know, such music was laid to waste thanks to this one-dimensional, angst-ridden slacker by the name of Click GoBangKurt Cobain. Okay, maybe it wasn’t just him - but he was the standard bearer of this avalanche of suckitude.

As the fallout of metal’s implosion rained sadly upon my landscape, I found little solace. Ozzy’s solo stuff? Blah. Pantera? After Cowboys from Hell, I hated Phil’s “singing”. Limp Bizkit? The less said about them, the better.

So I was one sad Minor League Rocker. Until a few magical albums got dropped on me head. Here they are, again in no particular order.

One Crimson Night (Hammerfall) - I could tell immediately that these guys grew up loving the same music I do. They just added a modern sonic sheen - and some occassionally embarrassing “metal for the pure of heart” lyrics. But hey, they’re Swedish. And their riffs are off-the-charts awesome, so I will forgive an awful lot of lyrical shortcomings. I still favor the lineup that included Magnus Rosen and Stefan Elgren - it pains me to see new guitarist Pontus playing a Les Paul. But you can’t have it all, I guess. I am absolutely thrilled that they are a first-class live band - no, they’re better than that! They look and sound like a metal band should, and they treat their audiences like they’re the only people on the planet.

Better Than Raw (Helloween) - I’d almost forgotten about Helloween. Then I wound up in a record store in about 1998 or so. There, Helloween surfaced with this album like a ballistic missile submarine, and launched a full spread of atomic German speed metal. And each of those musical warheads hit the target! I was flummoxed (remember, in ‘98 I barely used teh Interwebz) by the new lead singer, Andi Deris. But he earned his stripes, and I still love this freakin’ album. I absolutely must see Helloween live someday. Some of the albums they released since then haven’t been great, but I bought them anyway to support a deserving band that stuck it out through the Grunge Times. More than any other mentioned here, this album was here for me during a rough time.

Tarja's last album with Nightwish was a monster.

Tarja's last album with Nightwish was a monster.

Once (Nightwish) - In an earlier post, I told you how I discovered Nightwish. The Once disc continues to fry my mind with the possibilities of music, regardless of genre. What awesome arrangements! The creativity, huge sounds and precision on display humbles me. I’d prefer to see Nightwish get back to a more guitar-driven sound, but there’s no way I’ll ever fail to appreciate this ambitious giant of an album. Tarja was still onboard for this album, so the classical vibe was more pronounced. I love the new singer, too, because she has a warmth Tarja doesn’t. But Tarja has a grandeur and gravitas that I’ve never seen in any other heavy metal singer, regardless of what chromosomes they have.

Burning Down the Opera (Edguy) - So back in 2005, I was really stoked. I was on my way to watch Hammerfall play! I got there early to check out this Edguy band opening for them. I thought it was a lame name - and I still do. But man, they played a smokin’ set that night. They were full of the joy and verve of playing rock music, with all the warmth and enthusiasm as a bunch of dudes playing to a venue full of longtime friends. They would’ve blown any other act off the stage, but Hammerfall could match them. I bought this live album and still consider it their high point. Then, they were still more power metal. Today, they’re more hard rock. I’d like to see them swing more power metal, but I still like their newer stuff alright.

I’ve heard many great albums since then from some very fine bands: Tarot, The Gathering, Gamma Ray, Drain STH plus many of my old favorite bands. But these four really revived my enthusiasm.

One Thing to Remember if You’re Joining a Band

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

I know I make being in a band sound like a lot of fun. There’s a lot of banter, a lot of great incidents, some fun songs to play.

But there’s something important you need to know if you’re thinking of starting a band or joining one: You need to make sure your goals align with those of your bandmates. If you’re committed to playing your instrument to the best of your abilities, make sure your bandmates are the same. If you are trying to be Joe Satriani, don’t get in a band with cats who want to be The Ramones.

Likewise, if you’re content to be sloppy but fun, you’d better not hook up with a drummer who worships at Neil Peart’s altar.

And here’s something else: If you try it, and you just never feel right in the situation or it stops being fun, there’s no shame in saying “Guys, this is the wrong band for me.” If you’re not having fun, your bandmates won’t either. So don’t prolong it, and don’t do yourself a disservice by doing something you’re not loving.

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