If you’re in a band, especially one with the temerity to play guitar solos, someone is going to yell “Freebird” or “play some Skynyrd!” This is as certain as the sun rising, or as a frat boy yelling “wooooooo!” at a party.

Photoshop by Laura Rude.
Now, this probably funny the first three times. Everybody since then, though, is just not clever enough to come up with
something of their own.
And I promise this: The first time someone yells “Play some Immortal … something from the Sons of Northern Darkness album!”, I will jump off the stage. That person will then get a hug and a free Hung Dynasty CD.
