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Now, THAT’S an Endorsement!

Friday, April 2nd, 2010

The Hammerfall show at U.B.’s was a blast, and the gift of Hammerfall keeps on giving: My bandmate, Todd, looked up the band’s Engl amps. He wound up perusing the list of high-profile bands using Engl amps, and he found an absolutely delightful gem of a testimonial from a member of the black metal band Immortal, which he gleefully forwarded to me:

“Engl Powerball miraculously fits my outrage, and shakes my great balls of frost!” - ABBATH / IMMORTAL

That has to be the greatest user testimonial I’ve ever seen, bar none. Still, I’m not sure if Abbath meant that the Powerball shakes the frost from his balls, or if his goolies are actually composed of frost.

I’ll bet Todd guffawed like a madman when he saw that. And I think “My Great Balls of Frost” will be my new catchphrase.

To be friends at Fryette Amplification: I will try very hard to come up with a testimonial for my Deliverance 60 that trumps Abbath’s praise for the Powerball.

Oh, and Abbath? Maybe you should put some shorts on if you want to keep praising Nordic deities today …

Freebird! Play some Skynyrd!

Monday, May 25th, 2009

If you’re in a band, especially one with the temerity to play guitar solos, someone is going to yell “Freebird” or “play some Skynyrd!” This is as certain as the sun rising, or as a frat boy yelling “wooooooo!” at a party.

Photoshop by Laura Rude.

Photoshop by Laura Rude.

Now, this probably funny the first three times. Everybody since then, though, is just not clever enough to come up with
something of their own.

And I promise this: The first time someone yells “Play some Immortal … something from the Sons of Northern Darkness album!”, I will jump off the stage. That person will then get a hug and a free Hung Dynasty CD.

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